edgur:

life is like a box of chocolates

i don’t have a box of chocolates 

(via 16thapril)

So according to the internet thesaurus I’m using…

starling-girl:

an idiot  is a stupid person with a mental age below three years, while a moron  is a stupid person with a mental age of between seven to twelve years

Well, that’s specific.

tonystaarks:

basedgosh:

which horny geologist named this mineral

huejackman:

greatbriton:

fancykraken:

‘X-Men: First Class’ sequel set on July 18, 2014

(via tonystaarks)

nonprofit-whore:

me vs. life

(via laserpants)

skulls-arts-n-farts:

Artist: Skulltopus

(via ladyzanzibar)

goddamnhella:

thewhoreat221b:

does anybody else just say “no” out loud in a deadpan voice as they exit out of bad fic or is that just me

actually i declare “lost me!” and close out, but the same sentiment applies

(via ladyzanzibar)